If the butcher gives you a half-pound of ground pork instead of ground beef...

It turns out that my go-to pizza dough recipe makes a fantastic ciabatta that's good for two sandwiches. Also: you can quickly make an individual serving size carrot slaw by using a vegetable peeler to peel strips off a carrot. Lastly, you can cut the strong pork flavour of an all-pork patty by making a carrot slaw that uses rice vinegar, ginger, sesame oil and a bit of soy sauce. Not a bad way to turn a potential lunch disaster into something to look forward to, self.

Jul 13/14 update: now with picture!

Oh, home-grilled meat, how I've missed thee

You are looking at a plate of beef deckle point, marinated in a tried, true and most-beloved beef marinade, then charcoal fire-grilled.

6 Ingredient Refined-Sugar-Free, Banana-Free, Nut-Free Vegan Ice Cream

• 16 medium-to-large dates, soaked and drained well
• the flesh from one ripe avocado
• 1 can of full-fat coconut milk plus just the coconut cream from another can (I use Thai Express brand because it doesn't contain sulphites, which my body hates)
• ⅔ cup cocoa powder
• about 1 tbsp. vanilla
• about ½ tsp. salt

Blend the dates and avocado well in a blender/food processor. Add the coconut milk/cream and cocoa powder, blend further. Add salt and vanilla to taste, blend until you have a smooth slurry not unlike melted ice cream. Pour into ice cream maker and work mixture until its consistency is at least as firm as soft-serve ice cream. Scrape mixture into freezer-safe container and enjoy your stash of simple, homemade, delicious ice cream.

Feast your eyes...

...whilst I feast mah belleh.

So, I recently made up a batch of what I was hoping would be date-sweetened (refined sugar free!) caramels, but had to add enough water to get everything to blend smoothly that I ended up with a very yummy salted caramel sauce. It made for a yummy, guilt-free, after-dinner spoonful of deliciousness, but wasn't quite what I was looking for.

Then last night, it occurred to me that I could make caramel tarts! This morning, I prepped my go-to pie crust recipe, with whole wheat flour and made a batch of the caramel sauce. I blind-baked (I've been using dried beans as my pie weights for years) 6 small tart shells and added the caramel to them once they had cooled fully, then crumbled a bit of fleur de sel on them.

If you're looking for a butter tart experience, this isn't anywhere near as rich as those, but they are very delicious in their own right. Although they're fairly time-consuming to make, I thought this was a worthwhile experiment, as I now have a more decadent sugar-free dessert in my arsenal.

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Fast, easy dinner

Stir-fried veggies over steamed brown rice.

Vegan Sugar Cookies

Well, around here we are just about fed up with gloomy weather, so we decided to brighten things up with a batch of sugar cookies with rainbow sprinkles! We used the Vegan Sugar Cookie recipe posted by Sheri Silver at babble.com. I erroneously only used ½ cup each of all-purpose flour and whole wheat flour and added too much water, so our dough was wetter than it ought to have been. As a result, we had to chill thoroughly and work quickly. Still, these turned out well. I think this might make it into the regular rotation.

Homemade (Ritz copycat) crackers

I had an inexplicable craving for Ritz crackers yesterday, but can't actually bring myself to buy a package of Ritz crackers. Notably, this is because I get heart palpitations any time I eat anything containing HFCS — including products which don't openly list it as an ingredient, but use the term "glucose/fructose" instead. So it was on to the internet to try to discover a recipe for Ritz-like crackers. Multiple hits predominantly led me to Cupcake Project's Homemade Ritz Crackers recipe, which the author claims is "spot on" in terms of taste.

I made up a dairy-free batch of the dough here, omitting the vegetable oil and using a full ½ cup of vegan margarine as the fat component. I also broke from the technique described and treated this more like a proper pastry, attempting to work in the fat using the fat-handling technique I started using after seeing Anna Olson do it. I used ice water. I tried to work the dough as Anna Olson does: folding it to get it to come together. I tried to keep the dough-handling to a minimum to try not to develop the gluten too much. I gave it a half-hour of resting time. Despite all this, the dough was still noticeably more overworked than my usual pie crust recipe; I suspect the addition of baking powder causes that.

I rolled the dough as thin as I could, still trying not to overwork it. I got it very thin. Coupled with the fact that it clearly has more gluten development than my usual pie crust, this meant that it didn't cut well at all. Still, I baked off a small batch and am pleased to report that they do taste exactly like Ritz Crackers. One small caveat: these are not to be underbaked. The ones which weren't fully crispy had an unsettlingly soft texture. They taste exactly like their crunchier brethren, but are alarmingly unlike the texture one would expect.

I'd like to experiment with using coconut oil in these for future experiments, as I think that will probably improve the crispiness and flavour, but I'll happily munch on these in the meantime.